Marrying true lovers...



Hello there!

I'm the bloke down below holding the microphone! My name is Matthew Carter, and I am a Commonwealth-registered Marriage Celebrant. I am Wollongong-based, can quote The Simpsons literally all day and my friends would say I am almost funny.



But we're not here to talk about me, let's talk about you. You're here because you've been to heaps of weddings and know they can be boring as buggery. You know that they can be bland and beige. You're here because that is bloody terrifying. You're here because you want something a bit different, definitely funny and absolutely unique. You want your celebrant to be a friend. A person who knows and cares about you, your story and your love. You want a celebrant that will give you a ceremony you won't forget. You have come to the right place.


"We're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness - and call it love. True love.

Robert Fulghum